As I develop Yachtyakka into the yachting entertainment website visited by thousands of sailors the world over. I watch what people are looking for.
As well as Brad Butterworth, shipwrecks and mermaids, by far the most popular searches are for naked sailing, babes on boats and Molly Sims $30,000,000 bikini. As a mark of respect for regular visitors please enjoy this taste of naked sailing.
PS Don’t tell your mother!
REASONS SAILING IS BETTER THAN SEX:
• You don’t have to hide your collection of sailboat magazines.
• It’s perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Sail with you once in a while.
• The Ten Commandments don’t say anything about Sailing.
• If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Sailing your boat, you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
• Your Sailing partner doesn’t get upset and really does forget about people you sailed with long ago.
• It’s perfectly respectable to Sail with a total stranger.
• When you see a really good Sailor, you don’t have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Sailing together.
• If your regular Sailing partner isn’t available, they won’t object or criticize if you Sail with someone else.
• Nobody will ever tell you that if you Sail by yourself, you’ll go blind.
• When dealing with a Sailing pro, you never have to wonder if he’s really an undercover cop.
• You can have a Sailing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Sailing jokes, and invite coworkers to Sail with you without getting sued for harassment or sex discrimination at work
• There are no Sailing-transmitted diseases.
• If you want to watch Sailing on television, you don’t have to subscribe to the Playboy channel and you don’t need to feel guilty watching on the family TV.
• Nobody expects you to Sail with the same partner for the rest of your life.•
• Nobody expects you to give up Sailing if your partner loses interest in it.
• Your Sailing partner will never say, “Not again? We just Sailed last week! Is Sailing all you ever think about?”
WHERE TO GET YOUR KIT OFF.
It should provide perfect vacation for those who would like to explore the Greek islands and enjoy a “clothing optional” lifestyle. You can tan all over, or wear your swimsuit, play beach games, waterski, or just sunbathe. It’s up to you.
‘bare boat’ charter may at first lead to a little confusion, until one learns that it only means renting the bare boat.
i.e. a boat without a crew.
However once you do have a boat, and you are afloat in your own little world, its up to you, you can be as bare as you like.
Since 1990, Bare Necessities Tour and Travel has been producing the finest clothing-optional
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